B F# E
Today I don’t feel like doing anything
B F# E
I just wanna lay in my bed
B F#
Don’t feel like picking up my phone
E
So leave the message at the tone
B D# E
Cause today I swear I’m not doing anything
B F#
I’m gonna kick my feet up then stare at the fan
E
Turn the tv on throw my hand in my pants
B F# E
Nobody’s gone tell me I can’t
B F#
Now, I’ll be laughing on the couch just chilling in my Snuggie
E
Click to Mtv so they can teach me how to dougie
B F# E
Cause in my castle I’m the freaking man
C# D#m
Oh yes I said it, I said it
E F#
I said it ‘cause I can
B F# E
Today, I don’t feel like doing anything
B F# E
I just wanna lay in my bed
B F#
Don’t feel like picking up my phone
E
So leave the message at the tone
B C#m E
Cause today I swear I'm doing anything
B F# E
Nothing at all (huhu hu huhu huu)
B F# E
Nothing at all (huhu hu huhu huu)
B F#
Tomorrow I’ll wake up, do some P90X
E C#m
Find a really nice girl, have some a really nice sex
B
And she’s gonna scream out
F# E
This is great (oh my God, this is great)
B
Yeah, I might mess around
F#
And get my college degree
E
I bet my oldman will be so proud of me
B F# E
But sorry pops you’ll just have to wait
C# D#m
Oh yes I said it, I said it
E F#
I said it ‘cause I can
B F# E
Today, I don’t feel like doing anything
B F# E
I just wanna lay in my bed
B F#
Don’t feel like picking up my phone
E
So leave the message at the tone
B C#m E
Cause today I swear I’m not doing anything
C# F#
No I ain’t gonna comb my hair
G#
Cause I ain’t going anywhere
C# F# G#
No no no no no no no no no no
B C# F#
I’ll just strut in my birthday suit
G#
And let everything hang lose
C# F# G#
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yea yea yeah
B F# E
Oh today I don’t feel like doing anything
B G# E
I just wanna lay in my bed
B
Don’t feel like picking up my phone
E C#
So leave the message at the tone
E G# E
Cause today I swear I’m not doing anything
B F# E
Nothing at all (huhu hu huhu huu)
B F# E
Nothing at all (huhu hu huhu huu)
Nothing at all